My 2 year old needs a job; College is only 16 years away!

My 2 year old needs a job; College is only 16 years away!

As I’ve mentioned, I love reading the newspaper.  Lately, I’ve found myself paying particular attention to the classified sections. I’ve been looking to see if any farmers need help, specifically with driving tractors, looking for cows, horsey’s, or picking red tomatoes.  I’ve also been checking into the construction business with a particular interest in driving dumpers, diggers, and steam rollers. I’m gainfully employed, but my son, you see, is not.  He’s 2 ½ which means he’s a little late getting a job, that is if he wants to pay for…